Keep gun laws the same – but change the conversation forever

Eric Garland Government Trends, Greatest Hits, Uncategorized

The bodies aren’t even in the bags when they start calling people “gun grabbers” and claiming that the Constitution was written exclusively for their tactical toys, as if Adams and Jefferson were modern fundamentalist Prepper militiamen instead of thoughtful liberal philosophers in search of a functional society. It is now clear that no blasphemy is grotesque enough to motivate action …

Pope Francis, the world’s most awesome CEO

Eric Garland Uncategorized 1 Comment

Today, I’m writing to you in the Nation’s Capital, the Modern Babylon, St. Reaganopolisville, Hollywood for Dorks, Washington, District of Columbia. (Motto: We all pay taxes and get no representation but at least we run everything – no wait, the SuperPAC money does – oh well cool license plates and tattoos) It is a beautiful morning, cool and calm. We …