…and WHY we need constraints on geography lessons before invasions

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In case you have never seen the painfully classic Australian reality/comedy/tragedy bit “Where should America invade next?” Now, for you smarty-pants in the brain ghetto with education toxicity who ask, “Wait, who the hell would have considered Rick Perry for President?” I hope this enlightens you more as to what the “statistical median” indicates in terms of knowledge of the …

The single greatest press release in history

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Communications today are usually formulaic noise. People bleat out information into the chaos of the media universe and expect the world to repeat their story. The world, it seems, does not need another press release. That is, unless it is the single greatest press release in history. Cultural critic and author Chuck Klosterman was asked to write one for a …